✔️ You're 30-something, single, and someone told you "just freeze your eggs" like it solves not having a boyfriend and you're starting to wonder what that advice is actually based on.

 ✔️ All your friends are freezing their eggs!! So should you? Everyone in your group chat has a horror story or a hype story, and you can't tell which one applies to you.

 ✔️ You've priced egg freezing out, and it's not just the money $$$, it's the time off work for monitoring appointments, the days you'll need to recover from retrieval, and the toll nobody mentions in the consult.

 ✔️ You've seen celebrities and politicians talk about freezing their eggs on camera like it's no big deal and it's starting to feel less like a personal decision and more like something you're supposed to do.

 ✔️ You've signed (or you're about to sign) paperwork that says "I understand the risks" without anyone checking whether you actually do.

THE STORY YOU'VE BEEN SOLD 🧐 

For many women, egg freezing is marketed as safe, effective, and a smart way to preserve fertility.

A pause button on the clock.

ChatGPT says it's "relatively safe" — but what does "relatively" actually mean for your body and your future children? Google will show you smiling stock photos of women in their 30s next to soft-focus words like empowerment and peace of mind.

What nobody puts on the landing page: the actual odds those frozen eggs become a baby — and whether you were ever given what you needed to truly agree to the process in the first place.

Not the marketing odds. Not the clinic's best-case scenario. The real, published, return-to-use data — broken down by age, egg count, and what actually happens when women come back for them years later.

THE QUESTION NO ONE'S ASKING: IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO CONSENT TO THIS?

You'll sign a stack of paperwork before your first appointment. It'll say things like "I understand the risks" and "I have been fully informed."

But informed consent isn't a signature. It's a standard — and most women never get the chance to meet it.

To actually consent to something, you need to understand the real odds, the real risks, and the real alternatives before you agree to it.

Not the version filtered through marketing language, a rushed appointment, and a clock that's already telling you to hurry up.

WHY THIS WORKSHOP MATTERS

→ According to 2023 data from the Society for Assisted Reproductive Technology, 39,269 egg freezing cycles were reported in the United States alone.

Right now, most women are making a five-figure decision in money, time, and recovery, based on female empowerment vibes, Instagram ads, and one word - "relatively,"  doing a lot of heavy lifting.

You don't want to miss this workshop.

I'll walk you through what the data actually says, and make the case for why "informed consent," as it's currently practiced, may not be something you were ever able to give — no matter how many pages you signed.

INTRODUCING

Before You Sign: The Truth About Egg Freezing and Informed Consent

LET'S REPLACE THE FAUX FEMALE EMPOWERMENT VIBES AND THE SIGNATURE, WITH THE TRUTH

So you can decide with clear eyes, in one 90-minute live session, not months of Googling at 1am.

This workshop is for you if…

✓ You're 30+, single, and considering egg freezing as a path to future motherhood

✓ You've been told it's "the responsible move" (or "everyone's doing it") and want to know what that's actually based on

✓ You want the real numbers, including the time and recovery cost before you sign anything

✓ You've already frozen your eggs and are weighing whether to use them, do IVF, or explore other options

✓ You're the kind of person who'd rather know than hope

This workshop isn't for you if…

❌ You're only looking for reassurance, not information

❌ You have no interest in reviewing the actual data or questioning the consent process

CHOOSE TODAY TO GET THE TRUTH BEFORE YOU SIGN ANYTHING (FOR LESS THAN TWO COFFEES ☕☕)

$10 USD

— One 90-minute live session with the real data, not the marketing version

— A clear breakdown of what informed consent should actually look like

— Clarity on whether this decision fits your actual goals

— Confidence walking into any consult already informed, and already asking the right question: was I actually given a choice?

Hey — if we haven't met, I'm Isabella Malbin.

WOMEN’S HEALTH EDUCATOR, PODCASTER, INFORMED CITIZEN, PREGNANCY & BIRTH COACH

I'm a pregnancy and birth coach, and I host Whose Body Is It Podcast, where I talk about fertility, womanhood, feminism, with the kind of honesty most of the industry skips over.

First off...

I'm not a fertility doctor, and I have no financial stake in whether you freeze your eggs, pursue IVF, or do neither.

I'm not selling a procedure, and I don't have a license riding on how this information lands. I'm an educator, an informed citizen who reads the data closely and relays what it actually says.

I started looking into the actual numbers behind egg freezing and realized how enormous the information gap is. Women are signing up for this the way they'd sign up for a gym membership, without anyone walking them through what they're really agreeing to.

Over the years, I've worked with hundreds of women who've been through every form of reproductive technology; egg freezing, IVF, IUI, donor eggs, surrogacy. They tell me their stories. And more often than they should have to, they tell me their regrets: the things no one explained clearly enough, the costs financial, physical, emotional, that showed up long after they'd already signed the paperwork.

That's the gap I'm here to close. Not because I have a fertility treatment to sell you, but because someone without a stake in the outcome should be the one laying out the real numbers.

I'm not here to tell you whether to freeze your eggs. I'm here to make sure that whatever you decide, you're deciding with the real data and a real understanding of what you're agreeing to, not a version filtered through faux female empowerment marketing strategies.